Jeep Things I Don’t Understand

"LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13) 02/23/2020 at 20:44 • Filed to: None

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While this may reflect poorly on Jeep drivers, it’s amazing that he survived (so far); likely thanks to modern safety tech and being young and invincible. Having worked in a trauma center, these drunk tatted-up dudes are hard to kill despite their own best efforts.

HammerheadFistpunch > LastFirstMI is my name 02/23/2020 at 21:29

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must. get. to. COLORADO!

Just Jeepin' > LastFirstMI is my name 02/23/2020 at 21:45

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Jeeps do indeed tempt you to do stupid things. I would believe that, if drunk, someone could see a steep drop and think, I can do this!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > LastFirstMI is my name 02/23/2020 at 21:46

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The call of Mickey-D’s was too strong. If only he knew they don’t serve alcohol.

McMike > LastFirstMI is my name 02/23/2020 at 21:48

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Impressive

LastFirstMI is my name > McMike 02/23/2020 at 22:04

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Wow!! More of a leap than I was imagining 

LastFirstMI is my name > Just Jeepin' 02/23/2020 at 22:11

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Did he think about a recovery plan? No. He did not. Probably didn’t even air down his tires first.

LastFirstMI is my name > HammerheadFistpunch 02/23/2020 at 22:11

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When you use Apple Maps. “Go straight”

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch 02/23/2020 at 22:20

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MOAB OR DIE!!!!

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > LastFirstMI is my name 02/23/2020 at 22:41

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LA News reports say two “passengers” managed to get out BEFORE entering the parabolic arc to Colorado Blvd, Street Level...

Prudent, to say the least.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > LastFirstMI is my name 02/23/2020 at 23:50

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Being drunk makes you more rubbery and therefore harder to kill.

I was into drinking about the same time I was into parkour. So you can bet I’ve tested the limited of this theory. 

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > LastFirstMI is my name 02/24/2020 at 00:40

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Hmm, sure seems like a Mustang thing we can’t understand? 

pip bip - choose Corrour > LastFirstMI is my name 02/24/2020 at 02:13

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winner!

AdverseMartyr > LastFirstMI is my name 02/24/2020 at 09:15

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Actually, he probably over inflated a bit in the hope that he might get a bit more bounce to cushion the landing from the drop.

Jim Spanfeller > LastFirstMI is my name 02/24/2020 at 10:34

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I mean, I know Jeeps can climb over some pretty big obstacles and down some pretty steep slopes, but this looks a bit too ambitious to me. I think he should’ve started on something smaller like a garden shed before working his way up to a parking garage.

Jim Spanfeller > LastFirstMI is my name 02/24/2020 at 10:44

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A nnoyed spouse: “I can’t believe you spent our life’s savings on a Jeep Rental place but didn’t buy a single Jeep! What did you think, a Jeep was just gonna fall out of the sky?”

Jeep:

LastFirstMI is my name > Jim Spanfeller 02/24/2020 at 14:57

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In his defense, there probably is a sign that says “drive thru”